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Joke of the Day
"Sarah fell of the swing because she has no arms..... Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah!"
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"Here is my period story Period. End of story."
"Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room"
"Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !"
"What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people?"
"When I like a girl, I play it cool. I wait. I text once, wait 60 years, and then I die."
"There are 2 screaming kids & a guy talking full voice on his cell in this bank. I'll wave at you on the news tonight as they lead me away."
"Inspired by Baby Jesus, I'm hoping to get nailed this weekend."
"When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogey in it!"