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Joke of the Day

"Ok gas pump, enough! Credit or debit? Zip code? Reward Card? Car Wash? Receipt? What octane? It takes less buttons to launch a nuke!"

"What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !"

"When making small talk at a tweet-up, avoid using the word ""fungus."""

"She said she'd keep an eye out for me I don't know why. I don't even like skullfucking."

"What's the difference between a Mac user and a PC user Mac users command, PC users control"

"What do you get when you cross the CIA with information about it? ****"

"One good turn gets most of the blankets."

"Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead."

"I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard."

"What do you call a high retarded person? A baked potato"