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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the CIA with information about it? ****"
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"What do you call an anti-social black man? A brown recluse."
"I figured out why we abbreviate BlowJob with BJ 'cuz it's a mouthful"
"You know your life sucks when... Your job sucks, Your kids suck, And your wife doesn't."
"Short joke What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts? Midjitsu!"
"H: What is that you're having for lunch? Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*"
"Sound smarter than you are: end words with ""eaux"" and sentences with ""if you will."" If you're pissed, ""quite frankly"" adds a nice touch."
"We have enough breakfast items for the toaster now, food scientists. Move on to the car heater vent."
"The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice."
"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has.Asthma"