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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mac user and a PC user Mac users command, PC users control"

"It's not manslaughter if they chew with their mouth open."

"What's blue and look like pink fluff? Pink Fluff holdings its breath. What's Red and looks like Blue Fluff? Red Fluff."

"Putin and Medvedev go to a hooker. The hooker is sucking Putin off and Medvedev is fucking her from behind. Medvedev: Should we swap? Putin: Sure, you can swap."

"Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!"

"The hardest part about being black is never knowing if any of your family members are secretly being played by Tyler Perry."

"I went to the the local library for a book, I asked the lady for a book on Psycho the Rapist, she said, i think its pronounced Psychotherapist."

"1 in 5 American children are now on food stamps which is why we must cut food stamps to reduce their dependency on food."

"What do you call a fight in Mexico? A Juan on Juan."

"Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost"