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Joke of the Day

"She said she'd keep an eye out for me I don't know why. I don't even like skullfucking."

"Nothing says ""I enjoyed the taste of paste, fingerpaint, and crayons in first grade"" more than a potato chip bag opened from the bottom."

"So if they were called the Mario Bros., that means Mario's last name was Mario?"

"How much for the mirror? Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died a horrible and tragic death, and 7 is the prime suspect."

"Each one of us has a secret. My secret is that I can't keep a secret. Also Jill is a lesbian."

"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."

"What's the difference? What's the difference between a colorful explosion in the sky and a black person? Fire works."

"I have an EpiPen A man lying on the roadside gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"If Donald Trump became president... one could say he coined a term."