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Joke of the Day
"My 'home to pants off' speed ratio is unparalleled."
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"The only bad thing about most people is having to interact with them."
"These kids today need to show a little respect to those of us, who fought for, and won, the right to party."
"What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? The way they pronounce ""unionized"""
"Why don't SJWs like Reddit? It's a real cispool."
"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes."
"""will..."" *Starbucks barista squints at name on cup* ""... the Red Slime Shoddy please stand up?"" *Eminem flips table and storms out*"
"How do you make a napkin dance? You put a little boogie in it."
"It's pretty racist that Denzel Washington keeps getting typecasted as black men."
"My watch is loose, it keeps slipping out of my hand. ..maybe i should Titan it"