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Joke of the Day

"These kids today need to show a little respect to those of us, who fought for, and won, the right to party."

"Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!"

"What's the difference between a feminist studies major and a bench? A bench can support a family."

"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She finds out her son is gay, but is dating a doctor."

"The doctor said to treat my daughter's scratch with alcohol, so I kissed it."

"Tear drop tattoos should only be for people with a lazy eye so we know which one to look at."

"What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave? Namaste"

"Broke up with my blind girlfriend She didn't see it coming"

"My parents are mixed raced. My Dad prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. ~ Stewart Francis."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look at the fresh prints."