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Joke of the Day
"Him: I wanna be the man you fell in love with all those years ago. Me: You wanna be Ryan Reynolds?"
Next Joke
"Enter new password <glovebox> Must contain number <glovebox1> Must contain PHONE number <no> Please ;) <no u creep> Password not recognized"
"Should Female Freshmen Be Called Fresh Women?"
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? 2"
"just missed a turn because I was trying to tweet ""dong cheadle"" while driving"
"It's cool that my girlfriend is willing to bear my child, but it would be way cooler if she gave birth to a bear."
"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
"The best things in life require no pants."
"It's not manslaughter if they chew with their mouth open."
"My husband thinks it's really weird I only like green bananas and I think it's really weird I have a husband."