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Joke of the Day

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? 2"

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"How Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it."
"I like my women like I like my golf scores In the 80s, with a slight handicap"
"Is it true that you can get an STD from public toilets? Only if you sit down before the last guy has gotten up."
"Why do women put on makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad..."
"What do these owners think when choosing music for their stores restroom? ""oh yeah people like to listen to this when they're taking a shit"""
"oooh dey so big !!! Q. did you hear what they said about the girl with big titties when she tried on a 34B bra ? A. She makes B-cups look like teacups."
"My boobs are nice so I don't have to be."
"What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string? Stopping it with a shovel!"