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Joke of the Day
"It's not manslaughter if they chew with their mouth open."
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"Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? He wanted to go bear foot."
"*beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag* *takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*"
"A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all... Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide..."
"The people of Baltimore played GTA yesterday... Tonight they will see the National Guard play Call of Duty."
"Reddit Gold"
"How do women range penises? Disclamer: I've known this for quite some time, so maybe a repost. 1. Small 2. Medium 3. Large 4. Oh my god! 5. Is there in white?"
"A sheep calls a sex line... Sheep: I'd ram you so hard. Operator: Ewe are a baaaaaad boy!"
"Just turned wine into vomit. Your move Jesus."
"I'm afraid to be around unarmed black men. What if the police miss and shoot me by mistake?"