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Joke of the Day

"Should Female Freshmen Be Called Fresh Women?"

"I told the boys at the pub that the first thing I will do if I win the lottery is buy a couple of rounds... of ammunition to keep all you losers away."

"My kids constantly yell at me whenever I try take their pictures, and I tell 'em: ""You're gonna need them in 20 years for your Throw Back Thursdays updates""..... whatever!!"

"What do you call a bra designed for neutrois? Ze-bra"

"Pakistani math problem. Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion."

"Side effects may include: upset stomach, diarrhea, some wolves will chase you, like 6-12 wolves, it's ok"

"Why did the hipster burn himself while eating pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool."

"What idiot called it British conjoined twins and not chapstick?"

"A person died laughing... This tale is told posthumously."

"If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes what will it become? Wet!"