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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."

"Did you hear about the fly stuck on the toilet bowl? He got pissed off."

"The therapist told my wife and I not to go to bed angry... we haven't slept in 36 years."

"Anesthesiologists are so boring. They put me to sleep."

"My dad can beat up your mom. If she's anything like my mom."

"Due to steroids, women assume a guy with huge muscles has shriveled testicles. That's why I stay out of shape. The ladies know I'm packing."

"What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !"

"""We've traced the call. It's coming from INSIDE THE HORSE!"" -Trojan 911 dispatcher"

"Give me your best 'Yo Momma' jokes. Yo momma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm for different timezones! Yo momma's so fat, she is on BOTH sides of the family! EDIT: Grammar..."

"It's sad that, because of cell phones, kids today will never know what it's like to choke their friends with a phone cord."