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Joke of the Day

"Why are Jews so good at making action movies? Shlo-mo."

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"

"A: Have you heard that joke they don't tell retards? B: No, I don't think that I have. A: ""..."""

"Q: Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil? A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from /r/funny by request)"

"The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children. May I recommend swimming lessons?"

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure (told by Cortana)"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a whore's throat."

"Do furries go to doctors or vets?"

"I was going to yell ""Surprise!"" but missed the opportunity, now I'm stuck standing behind a curtain wondering when this becomes stalking."

"All pills are sleeping pills if you take enough of them."