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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the submarine construction business closed down? Shame they went under"

"How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"Things that don't kill bees: 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"

"Why was the little shoe unhappy? Because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves free"

"Now a days saving your virginity for someone ""special"" is like holding a dump to wait for a special toilet"

"I signed a petition to end women's suffering yesterday. Oops. Sorry: autocorrect. *suffrage."

"How to explain non-alcoholic beer? It's like eating your sisters pussy, the taste is the same but you know something is not right."

"Buy an aquarium. Don't buy fish. Tell guests there are fish. Enjoy time spent not having to talk to guests while they look for fish."

"Otherwise I think this is a good joke, but the title says otherwise"