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Joke of the Day

"What did the VW spokeswoman say after the EPA tester discovered the emissions discrepancy? Nothing, she was embarrassed."

"Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed? Only one more sleep until Christmas!"

"I feel like Tampax at a good place, but wrong time..."

"Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration? She was stunning."

"""Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song."" - Indians"

"Three guys walk into a bar. They pretend to hear each other for two hours and then go home"

"Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table? A: ""Use the fork, Luke."""

"Cam Newton Just signed a contract with McDonalds. He will be promoting turnovers."

"What's the difference between Marmalade & Jam You can't Marmalade you cock up a chicks Ass"

"I take comfort in the fact that my neighbour will probably die before me. I'll be at his funeral, leafblowing through the entire ceremony."