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Joke of the Day
"Cam Newton Just signed a contract with McDonalds. He will be promoting turnovers."
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"What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !"
"A cop pulled me over and said 'papers' I said 'scissors' and drove off. I win."
"Life would be more fun if every time we sneezed we lifted off the ground a few feet and came back down in slow motion"
"Do you know any bird that can write? Pen-guine."
"my japanese friend keeps calling latex gloves pentadick condoms i guess the radiation is getting to his head too"
"I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the internet, read the internet, and listen to the internet."
"We don't serve time machines A Time machine walks into a bar"
"Marriage, Or as I like to call it; The wonder years Wonder why she is mad this time Wonder why my stuff is on the lawn"
"How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb? Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs."