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Joke of the Day
"Cam Newton Just signed a contract with McDonalds. He will be promoting turnovers."
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"Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call"
"Do dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their arses?"
"There's only one difference between Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick's Day... On Cinco de Mayo no one wants to pretend to be Mexican."
"Why do we call it politics? Because poly means many and ticks mean blood-sucking parasites."
"What does a guy with a 9"" cock have for breakfast? .. well this morning I had toast...."
"Some of my proudest moments have been when a website told me my password was ""Very Strong."""
"They say you are what you eat So I bought myself some ""ready to eat Apricots"" And after I bought them I was indeed, ready to eat Apricots."
"GARY JOHNSON: let me debate, i wanna debate, lemme lemme MODERATOR: FINE! how will you deal with big banks JOHNSON: like...river banks, or"
"A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs. In fact he was stumped."