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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Marmalade & Jam You can't Marmalade you cock up a chicks Ass"

"Friends are like balloons; if you stab them, they die."

"What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree? Branch Manager"

"H: Is there anything new you want to try in bed? M: Actually... *stretches out alone in bed, sleeps for 8 hours* M: That was amazing."

"- What do we want? - A cure for ADD! - When do we want it? - Ducks. I liked a movie. I'm hungry."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !"

"My Dad voted Republican his entire life. After he died he voted Democrat"

"I think all dads are in a secret competition to see who can sneeze the loudest."

"How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue? All the hot dogs taste like shit."

"A 'Jim's Dozen' is 11, because I take one for myself."