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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Marmalade & Jam You can't Marmalade you cock up a chicks Ass"

"Why did the werewolf become a proctologist? He only has to work on full moons"

"What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen."

"I opened the door and said ""Honey, I'm home..."", she didn't reply She just stood still in the glass jar."

"I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude"

"Have you ever been on the Nile River? I heard it does on for miles and niles and niles... If you don't believe me, you may be in denial."

"Why did the boy fail to become a footballer ? He didn't have any goal in his life"

"If you were anti-pencil Would you be erasist?"

"Legally, you are not required to tell your boss WHY you saved all those Burt Reynolds pictures to the desktop."

"What does an 80 yr old lady have between her tits that an 18 yr old woman doesn't have? A bellybutton"