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Joke of the Day

"I take comfort in the fact that my neighbour will probably die before me. I'll be at his funeral, leafblowing through the entire ceremony."

"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives it to him and he slams in down in one gulp. ""What do I owe ya?"" asks the neutron. ""For you? No charge."""

"What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word? A canine with two X chromosomes."

"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool."""

"Why are lesbians such poor cooks? Because they love to eat out."

"If you speak Japanese... Why would you support Trump? He's such a card."

"Why did the male koala invite the female koala over to his bamboo. He wanted to have a treesome."

"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire? See you next month."

"What did Ava Braun say to Adolf Hitler? I love you so much, my head could explode!"

"If I could have any superpower, I would pick China."