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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration? She was stunning."
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"(NSFW)Dating is not easy for gay men... everyone is either an asshole or a dick."
"""I'm soooo tired!"" [lays down in bed] ""I'm soooo comfortable!"" Bladder: Sup bro"
"I gave my girlfriend a birthday celebration that lasted only half a minute After all, it was her thirty second birthday."
"My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker... ...Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."
"Son: Dad I'm fucking serious! Dad: well I'm fucking your mother."
"What's the difference between an incomplete riddle?"
"A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 People were arrested."
"Ronaldo shot so powerful It created a hurricane"
"Oh you love your mom's cooking? Name 4 of her dishes."