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Joke of the Day

"""Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song."" - Indians"

"I used to be into bestiality, sadism, and necrophilia... But eventually I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone"

"I still haven't been able to deal with the fact that Jessica Simpson has had two children and didn't name either one ""Homer"""

"Start presentation with joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."

"How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway? You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way"

"A book fell on my head today... I can only blame myshelf."

"Her: Put your finger on it! Me: Like this? Her: Oh yeah, I can finish now! -Making the perfect bow"

"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"