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Joke of the Day
"Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves."
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"Socialism or Communism are the only path to evolution, and Capitalism is the root of all evil. > Sent from my iPhone 7"
"I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too tainted"
"What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor...? Make me one with everything."
"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."
"My girlfriend keeps asking me to stop singing Wonderwall ""I said maybe..."""
"War: what is it good for? Resource acquisition, eliminating your enemies, blowing stuff up, feeling like a big man. So, lots actually."
"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."
"""I'd make an awesome president. Give me a problem, any problem."" ""Um, population control?"" ""Kill all the storks. BOOM!"""
"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."