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Joke of the Day

"What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor...? Make me one with everything."

"I like my men how I like my cheesecake, rich and straight to my behind."

"Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired? She didn't have control of her pupils"

"A C++ error walks into a bar... A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here"". The error replies ""But I'm an EXCEPTION!"" Haaaaaaaaaa!"

"What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo? About halfway across."

"What is a difference between those who left USSR for Canada in 1972 and those who left USSR in and after 1991. In 1972, people ran from Socialism, and in 1991 into Socialism."

"I wanted to gift my brother a drum set... ...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**"

"I'm hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life."

"I had to bury my girlfriends cat today... He put up a hell of a fight, but I got him covered up!"

"I like to have a glass of water around to make sure there aren't any dinosaurs approaching."