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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."

"What do you call two midgets giving each other oral sex? 34.5ing"

"""For I am Christ the Redeemer, He Who Saves!""- Jesus, using his coupons."

"What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick? One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession She said ""I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a transformer"". I said ""But baby, I can change"". She said ""There you go again!"""

"Women don't want to hear a man's opinion... ...They just want to hear their own in a deeper voice. (Credit to Jeff Foxworthy)"

"Playing Trivial Pursuit with Grandma: ""Name an animated character dedicated to cleaning up the planet, who loves Eva?"" Nana: ""Hitler."""

"I'm not sure who told bald guys they were required to have goatees, but they all fell for it."

"Did you hear about the physicist who moonlighted as a romance novelist? He wrote complete works of friction."

"It's not a ""junk drawer,"" it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits."