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Joke of the Day
"I think I need to take a break. -me, as soon as I get to work."
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"And then God made Saturn. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it."
"Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life? I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life."
"What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time? Marblehead"
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
"Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding? It's retarded."
"On the way into work I dropped my doughnut on the sidewalk. You read about these things, but never think it'll happen to you."
"What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money."
"[Job interview] ""You list communication as a strength"" Yes ""Care to elaborate?"" No"
"What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an erection? a broken nose."