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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman get in his drink? Just ice"
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"I know a woman who owns a taser... Let me tell you, she's stunning!"
"Whats the number one cause of paedofilla? Sexy kids."
"Why did the Austrian woman go to see a psychologist. Because she wanted a penis."
"There once was a mouse called Keith Who did circumcisions for free with his teeth; He didn't do it for pleasure, Excitement or leisure... He did it for the cheese underneath."
"Knock Knock 'Who's there?' 'Europe.' 'Europe who?' 'No, you're a poo.'"
"How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed. "
"A man walked into a bar He's gay now"