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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman get in his drink? Just ice"
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"I Hate Jamaicans in Bed Because they jam you till your aican"
"Mommy I got an A ""Mommy! Mommy! I got an A"" says Tommy to his mommy ""So what? You still have cancer!"" says mommy"
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One looks to the other and says ""let's get shit faced"""
"""It's okay, man. There are a lot of fish in the sea."" -Weird way to comfort someone whose nephew has just died."
"Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax. If you do, please give me a shout."
"[God Creating Raccoons] God: make a panda but a trash panda, then give it a mask so that people would know it will kill them for their food"
"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07"
"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."
"Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner."