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Joke of the Day
"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"
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"I once hung out with Lebron James and Nicolas Cage... ... and they spent the whole day trying to outflop each other. :)"
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"What's the difference between oral sex and...... Brussel Sprouts? If you're forced to have either as a kid you're going to hate it as an adult."
"How do you castrate an Amish man? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Why was Chuck Norris born by her aunt? Because no one dared to fuck his mother..."
"Worst Possible Baby Name: Adolf Judas Kardashian."
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"What do you call a dog with a 7 inch boner? Your sex life."