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Joke of the Day
"What time does Wimbledon start? Tennish"
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"Beauty is only skin deep but that's ok because my eyes can't see any farther than that."
"How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Whatever it says in the book."
"You think you had a bad day? Clams are getting chowdered. CHOWDERED."
"Impotence: Nature's way of saying, ""No hard feelings"""
"What's the best way to search a linen store? Undercover."
"Don't worry, everyone else is as confused as you, I swear."
"having sex w/ a girl who has multiple personalities would be awesome unless one of those personalities was hitler"
"Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards."
"[arguing w girlfriend] Her: I feel like we have communication problems. Me: srsly? wow I text u like every day."