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Joke of the Day
"What time does Wimbledon start? Tennish"
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"Cheers to the freakin weekend *lays in bed for 2 days straight*"
"I'm so glad l had piles of paperwork on my desk to soak up the coffee I spilled."
"A baby seal walks into a club... and is escorted outside due to being underage. (Sorry if this is a repost, I've never seen this joke here before.)"
"Some people have difficulty sleeping But I can do it with my eyes closed!"
"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."
"An old woman and pizza delivery are a lot alike... They both ""come"" with a crust filled box."
"Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Running down the motor-way, A lorr-ie comes the other-way, Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Splat-Man!"
"A 1911 and a Glock walk into a bar.. The 1911 says to the Glock: ""Hey, ugly foreigner, want to do a drinking contest?"" The Glock says ""You old idiot, you can only last 8 rounds!"""
"Some friends, a lesbian couple... bought me an antique gold fob timepiece for my birthday. I think they mistook me when I said ""I wanna watch""."