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Joke of the Day

"How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Whatever it says in the book."

"before guns were invented, armies had to throw bullets at each other and if a bullet touched you, you had to sit out until the next war"

"What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread? I don't dough!"

"A termite walks into a bar and says, ""Where is the bar tender?"""

"This Suicide Prevention message was brought to you in part by: **Nike** *""Just Do It""*"

"Once I was Walking And I kept Walking :p That's all how are doing today ? What' time is it at your house ? Are you married ?"

"Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died? Because he just couldn't bereave it."

"Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself."

"Remember when Taco Bell's slogan was ""run for the border""? Doesn't that seem really racist now... that would be like KFC's slogan being ""go back to Africa"""

"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis had a purpose"