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Joke of the Day

"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left"

"A man drowned this morning eating a bowl of muesli. A strong current pulled him under."

"Why Did it Take so Long to Legalize Gay Marriage? Because their priorities weren't straight."

"A random guy held the door & paid for my Cinnabon roll at the truck stop today He doesn't know it, but this is the best date in a long time"

"I tried dropping the Google Maps human icon in North Korea... and he jumped back into his original position out of fear."

"Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with Windows"

"Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math text book.."

"I'm pretty certain I'll never be a serial killer, since I don't have a middle name."

"At thirteen years old, my parents were divorced. A bit young to get married if you ask me."

"I hate having to walk behind a car... It's exhausting."