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Joke of the Day
"Why did the investment banker leave her husband? She was losing interest."
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"My dad told me that no one Really needs Heroin in thier Life I think my dad is sexist"
"The only reason /r/funny is funny"
"Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job."
"I like my beer how i like my violence Domestic"
"It's weird how scantrons make you go #2 all over them."
"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
"You are what you eat. Is that why I am a human?"
"Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices."
"What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter? They BURy it"