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Joke of the Day
"It's weird how scantrons make you go #2 all over them."
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"""And this is Flegh, Fnnnr, Grmm, Jsssh and Jhee-Jo."" (What My Brain Hears When Introduced to a Group of People)"
"What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza? A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four."
"A man isn't complete until he's married. Then, he's finished."
"Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep folding...."
"I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m and my mom is Hispanic"
"What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon."
"What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys? A neck romancer."
"I like my women like I like my joke formats: worn out from overuse."
"INSTRUCTIONS FOR FITTED SHEETS: 1) Know when to hold em. 2) Know when to fold em. 3) Know when to walk away. 4) Know when to run."