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Joke of the Day

"Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices."

"Look at you, putting your bag of popcorn into a bowl like the Queen of England."

"Where does He-Man keep his towel? BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it."

"What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center? ""Who ordered the two jumbos?!"""

"What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion? An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out."

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"""I caught a twenty pound salmon last week."" ""Were there any witnesses?"" ""There sure were. If there hadn't been it would have been forty pounds."""

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money for a lentil on my chest. ( credit to the guy who told this on tv Fri night )"

"You're Immature My girlfriend said that I'm too immature I said if I'm immature than why have i got an arsfor She said wats an arsefor I said shitting and giggled for 20 mins"

"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? The grass tickles their nuts."