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Joke of the Day
"My dad told me that no one Really needs Heroin in thier Life I think my dad is sexist"
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"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"
"$2000 date? We better be sitting at the table with Jay-Z and Obama at the same time while eating dinosaurs & sippin' on virgin Indian tears."
"When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: ""What is courage?"" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top."
"How is a woman like KFC? After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box."
"I hate it when I try to impress a date by taking her to a nice restaurant and she orders something that isn't on my coupon."
"If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?"
"If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it...... He's gay, definitely gay."
"First time I had sex I was so scared.... I was all alone."
"Don't touch my nutella with your banana."