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Joke of the Day
"My dad told me that no one Really needs Heroin in thier Life I think my dad is sexist"
Next Joke
"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."
"There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit"
"Are Nicolas Cage movies terrible because he's in them? Or is Nicolas Cage in movies because they are terrible?"
"Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded"
"I almost got knocked out by a couple of celebrities recently.... Talk about seeing stars."
"Every time I cook risotto I feel like Gordon Ramsey is going to walk in and scream at me."
"Keep your friends close and your enemies under the front wheels of your vehicle."
"I want this guy to teach me to fish, but he keeps handing me lemons."
"You know what's gay? Two men having sex. Whats gayer than two men having sex? Three gay men having sex. What's even gayer? An infinite number of gay men having sex."