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Joke of the Day
"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
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"Here's a joke My life"
"Three men walk into a bar They all get concussion"
"House Painter I was a house painter for five years, I never thought I was going to get that house painted."
"What is the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes"
"Turns out when you're a grown up, you CAN do anything you want, you just have to deal with the fallout... *pizza dough plops on head*"
"""Doctor, tennis has caused bad pain in my forearms"" -There's nothing I can do ""There isn't?"" -Not until you bring in your other two arms"
"You know what screw programming C-out"
"What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly? I n c o r r e c t l y"
"What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth? Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue."