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Joke of the Day
"Helen Keller walks into a bar ......... then a table and then a chair."
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"What do old cars and dead chickens have in common? You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts"
"Brain: no Heart: yes Foot: don't ask me I'm a foot"
"So, when I wear my phone clipped to my belt & a fanny pack, I'm a douche.nnBatman does it & it's a bad-ass utility belt. nnnDouble standard."
"How does Voldemort seal his mail? With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)"
"What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? ""Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"""
"All I want to know is, what idiot named it a zipper...And not a penis flytrap?"
"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful."
"What do you call a Chinese man with one foot? Taiwon Shou."
"I can't have been the only one who was confused by the Rosa Parks story as a kid, on a basis of ""the cool kids sit in the back of the bus."""