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Joke of the Day
"If you really want to fuck a vampire.. then i'd say you're down for the count"
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"What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors? A Julius Seizure."
"suicide bombing class... Welcome to Suicide Bombing Class 101. Listen carefully because i'm only going to say this once."
"Apparently fat people in scooters despise being called a cripple-potamous"
"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"
"What does a silver medalist and a pedophile have in common? They both come in just a little behind."
"Two guys walk into a bar. Which was dumb, because the second one should have ducked!"
"Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she."
"A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. "