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Joke of the Day
"So I thought I would share a time travel joke with you guys.. But you didn't like it."
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"How much money do terrible movies make? Ridley Scott. Thank you."
"Try it on your friends... Guy walks up to a blonde woman, ""Hey do you get many blonde jokes?"" She says ""No, not really."" ""Yeah, that's kinda what I figured."""
"What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin? Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken"
"What is yellow and lives off beetles? Yoko Ono"
"Its easier to be friends with people online."
"I love this time of year, where my massive spider webs and the dead guy in my living room are ""Halloween decorations"" again."
"I hate when I'm spying on someone while they're showering and they let out a huge fart. What a sicko."
"What do you give to someone who has everything? Antibiotics!"