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Joke of the Day

"Did I tell you guys about my awesome camping trip? Yea, it was in tents"

"Do you know why newspapers don't print the pictures of all criminals? They would run out of black ink"

"What is a pirates least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day."

"In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet. Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it."

"I tried to read through Dante's Inferno once, but it was dry as hell."

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the other losers who missed a 15 million square mile target."

"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"

"Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa? Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis."

"Babies who need to wear glasses creep me out. it's like they are trying to act smarter than me or something, I don't like it"

"Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet"