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Joke of the Day

"Coroner's Report Coroner: Report complete. Police: What was the cause of death? Coroner: The cause of death was that I sliced him open and performed an autopsy."

"The one good thing about Hurricane Patricia Clean Drinking water falling from the sky for Mexico!!"

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"

"I hosted my very first orgy last night and it was a total disaster Nobody came."

"It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars."

"Posting a status update before responding to someone's text is the easiest way to let them know how unimportant they are."

"I love being a gynecologist I find that I'm always hard at work."

"Have you heard of the Jewish ""Catch 22""? Free Ham!"

"A horse walks into a bar... And being a horse, and incapable of speech, he poops on the floor and walks out."

"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope!"