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Joke of the Day
"I bet Yoda was pretty hot before he turned into an old Asian lady."
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"What's the difference between the government and your wife? The government enjoys fucking you Edit: phrasing courtesy of tefkasm"
"A Canadian walks into a bar and says, ""Soo-ree."" Haha"
"A Jew boy asks his poppa for fifty dollars... Poppa Jew says ""Forty dollars, well what do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"Me: I had to take your hamster back to the shop Son: Why [nervous because I accidentally ran him over with a lawnmower] Me: He's a racist"
"Ex-homeless man with ""golden voice"" announced he's running for president... Marking the first time Donald Trump has hated anything golden."
"How come Peter Pan keeps on flying? Because he Neverlands"
"I want to start a business selling bait for fishing I plan to call it, ""Master Baiters & Tackle"""
"A teenage boy asks his granny: 'Have you seen my pills, they are labelled LSD? Granny: ""Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"""
"A man named Isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to Saah No I's"