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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog."

"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon."

"Ironically, I hate people who say ""like us on Facebook""."

"""Knock Knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""It's the Police, sir."" ""You'll have to wait, I'm having a shit."" ""We know, Sir, the Phone Box has glass sides!"""

"An army of pandas descends on a fortress of evil trolls. The pandas are soft, cuddly, & deadly. It's the most adorable massacre in history."

"Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest."

"Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog? The porbeagle. _"

"One of life's great pleasures is to watch two idiots agree on something and then hear one of them say ""Great minds think alike""."

"The only downside of kissing a 10 is How cold your lips get from kissing the mirror..."

"For people who say ""nothing is impossible"", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now."