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Joke of the Day

"Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest."

"What do your cell phone settings and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone!"

"What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !"

"What's long, hard, 6 inches, and makes the ladies scream when it's put in their mouth or up their vagina? A knife."

"Where did Susie go when her town got bombed? Everywhere."

"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."

"One time we ran out of soap- -so we had to use hand sanitizer!!!"

"If it screams, it's not food yet"

"Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints"