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Joke of the Day

"Ironically, I hate people who say ""like us on Facebook""."

"I just bought a bottle of Drano... Well that was $4 down the drain."

"A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section? There's not enough womb!"

"I hope the next Adam Sandler movie has a wacky grandpa who uses ""bae"" all the time so you guys will stop thinking its funny"

"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"

"Today we are offering the twin tower special... Two can dine for $9.11. Desert is $7.47 each."

"My ex told me that I was gonna die alone... I told her she was wrong because I would die while making out with a shotgun."

"I made a meme"

"What did the Italian bloodsucker say on his first date? I'm no Cassa Nova, but I've been called a Roman tic."

"Pancake Day ... Has has really creped up on me this year"