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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go the other can't go to sea."

"My king, the peasants are revolting! I know, they're disgusting."

"Ugly people with great bodies should be required to wear a sign on their back with a picture of their face on it."

"Did you hear about Tom Brady going to the whore house? He needed to deflate his balls"

"Well, just got a job at the guillotine factory. I'll beheading there now."

"If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Sure, what's your phone number?"

"How are you related to the sun? Because your teeth are the same colour as it."

"Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne ""Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"""

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity? A cognac"