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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go the other can't go to sea."

"OMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left ...... intresting"

"What do you call a bear in the middle of the road? A bear-icade"

"Something people in Walmart have? Colds. Something people in Walmart are missing? Ankles."

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-einated"

"I got a job at the circus circumcising baby elephants. It pays peanuts, but the tips are huge."

"I was talking to my buddy about 50 Shades Of Grey He said ""yeah, my wife and I have been doing S&M for years."" ""Really!"", I said, ""I had no idea!"" ""Sure,"" he said, ""she sleeps and I masturbate!"""

"NSFW Passionately our lips met... Then she closed her legs and broke my glasses."

"I'll never forget the last thing my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket. He said ""Watch how far I can kick this bucket!"""

"Asshole A man sees another man fucking a donkey. ""Dude, what the fuck are you doing!! You are disgusting!"" ""Fucking Ass Hole"""