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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's red and really bad for your teeth? A: A brick."
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"Just a small joke Your penis"
"Wondering why my jokes aren't being upvoted. All of my employees laugh at my jokes, so I'm obviously a funny guy."
"I just bought a 3D kindle. Or a book as it is more commonly known."
"""Whoo, take off your tits!"" -confused pervert"
"Neighbors across the street have their Christmas lights up, so I invited them to my Easter Egg hunt this afternoon."
"Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny? Because they are always losing pounds."
"Christian pop music? You mean holy shit?"
"Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully."
"Got so drunk last night I woke up on a sidewalk this morning and rolled under a parked car so I could continue sleeping in the shade."