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Joke of the Day
"Just a small joke Your penis"
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"The cemetery by my house is soo popular... ...people are dying to get in."
"Please women who wear 1 inch heels. What's the point? You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make? Don't answer that."
"I don't even like sports but I'm excited for next year's superbowl... Because it will be Superbowl L"
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics Even if you win, you're still retarded."
"Why did the guy wear sweatpants to his prom? Strictly Ballroom."
"My friend just broke up with her man. I really helped her through the break up by letting her know he's no good in bed anyway."
"She had silky hair and legs that went on for days. I was in bed with a horse."
"The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty."
"If you love someone, let them sleep."