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Joke of the Day
"I just bought a 3D kindle. Or a book as it is more commonly known."
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"I love milk... It's got lots of cowcium."
"Q: What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger? A: Darn!"
"The shortest Irish joke in the world. Two Irishmen walked out of a pub."
"A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor I have yellow teeth what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!"
"Do you know what a Canadian's favourite gun is? Eh-K-47"
"Yesterday I saw a girl driving next to me while texting on her phone... I was so disgusted by her irresponsible driving that I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."
"Who is the original Kardashian? Saint Christopher"
"GOP Debate Donald Trump has a big dick. Donald Trump implied that Marco Rubio had a tiny penis Ted Cruz ate a booger THE ARISTOCRATS!!!"
"How do you separate two blind people fighting? You just simply shout: ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"""