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Joke of the Day
"I just bought a 3D kindle. Or a book as it is more commonly known."
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"What did the redditor say to the other redditor? Yes."
"Standing on a corner waving an advertisement sign is a sweet job, but probably unnerving knowing you could be replaced anytime with a stick."
"I don't usually make anal sex jokes... ...butt fuck it"
"What Hogwarts house was the Big Bad Wolf in? Hufflepuff"
"How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb? They screw children, not light bulbs."
"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light."
"HEY DISNEY: If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why'd it fall off? Yeah, time to do some critical thinking."
"The problem with Quotes on #Twitter is that... it is so difficult to tell if they are Genuine - William Shakespeare"
"I used to play pocket hockey... ...but I stopped because the referee was a dick."