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Joke of the Day
"What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit."
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"What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist? An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet."
"What's it called when you're sucking in your stomach but it looks like you're not?"
"What's a Yankee? It's a quickie....but you do it yourself"
"I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai girl on the train. I kept blushing and sweating and thinking ""Please don't get a hard-on"". But she did."
"Why do we hire Nazis as Game Developers? Because they're Pro-Grammer."
"Why can't bikes stand up on their own? They are two tired."
"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"
"BREAKING NEWS: Deflated toothpaste tube found in Brady's locker! I wonder how Tom and Patriots will react to Colegate..."
"There is 3 types of people in this world... People who are good at maths, and people who aren't."