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Joke of the Day
"Why do we hire Nazis as Game Developers? Because they're Pro-Grammer."
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"What's big, green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."
"My ex girlfriend is like an archaeologist ...always digging up useless shit from the past"
"What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies? You can't unload sand with pitchforks."
"Two Irish schoolboys... 1: Hey, Pat! What's the craic? 2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really? I thought you were only 15? 2: I am! 1: So what was it? Guiness? 2: No, it was water."
"What do you do when a bird shits on your windshield? Don't take her on a second date."
"Why don't witches have babies? Because their men have hollow-weenies!"
"All the tellers at my bank are females.. .. that means I can probably rob the whole place with just a spider."
"Went in for a tonsillectomy. Surgeon did a frontal lobectomy instead. I complained... ... really gave 'em a piece of my mind!"
"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.... I was shocked"