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Joke of the Day
"Why can't bikes stand up on their own? They are two tired."
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"Today I saw nice ass, huge cocks, hot chicks and wet pussy. It was a nice day at the farm."
"Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads? They're always cutting lines"
"What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated"
"A T-100 is sent back to 2016 to terminate Trump and Clinton. Who survives? Not the next redditor to post a fucking 'America' version of the disaster set up."
"Eomer gets off of his horse and says, ""What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?"" A nearby horseman answers, ""Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"""
"What is Santa's favorite type of cookie? Ask your dad."
"Few people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts. His name was Frank"
"Pink Fluff... What's pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff What's Blue and Fluffy? Pink Fluff holding it's breath. (My niece told me this)"
"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."